urban dictionary BS.

Plug your answer to each question into urbandictionary.com and then post some of the answers!

1. Your name.
Ivan:

He is the sexiest man alive and really sweet and so fuking attractive!!!
totally fukable


-damn straight!!!
2. Your age.
19

To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."

3. Best Friend(s):

bianca: Bianca is an italian name meaning fair and white
Bianca's are usually european and gorgeous with big boobs and sexy bodies.

4. What you should be doing right now:
work:

A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.

5. Favourite Colour:
black:

1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.

2. A black person stole my car.

6. Month of your birthday:

The month it is best to have ass sex.
-holi shit

7. Last person you talked to:
alexis:
a girl who loves to party. best flirt who makes guys drool. not the best at relationships or at spelling. but is the best listener and great at solving problums and weasling out. veeerrry sexual and sexy body with a kicken butt.
-yeah right
8. What you last ate:
chili:

when a female you see turns out to be extrmely hot

9. Your nickname:
blackartist or B.A.:
BA means bad ass, prounouced as B.A.